Office Jokes
Don't listen to Boss blindly, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy. "Just do whatever I tell you to do."...
SardarJi Jokes
Another Chance, Submitted by Sachin
80,000 Pathans meet in the Peshawar stadium for a "Pathans Are Not Stupid" Convention.

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Pathans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A Pathan works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The...
BollyWood Jokes
If Farah Khan made Taare Zameen Par, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Obvious starcast:
SRK as the teacher
In the original TZP, Aamir makes an entry at the interval point. In Farah’s version, SRK would be on screen on for 2.30 hrs out of the 2.45 hrs and would be introduced in the first scene itself.
The story would be changed to make...
Relationship Jokes
Birthday Present, Submitted by Deep
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doing?”

His wife is puzzled and asks her husband if he's been to this club before? ...
Political Jokes
Strike Rate, Submitted by jackspar
Teacher : Osama has 5 wife and 20 children . Indian Railway minister Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is the best ?
Student : Osama's score is best and Laloo's strike rate is best.


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Other Jokes
serve everyone, Submitted by Alok Raman
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone....
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