How do you take a day off ?, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend...

Kaun Banega crorepati, Submitted by Dipen Nandani
Amitabh : In which state does Cauvery flow?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind,
ALL WERE SARDARS..........

If Rakesh Roshan made Taare Zameen Par..., Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would have that too. Instead of dyslexia, the kid would have alienositis or something, a condition induced due to him witnessing an alien abduction.
Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher, and...

Birthday Present, Submitted by Deep
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doing?”

His wife is puzzled and asks her husband if he's been to this club before? ...

Santa, Submitted by sprakash
Santa was sitting in a boat with two beautiful women on either side. to start speaking he asked the first woman- (a) are you married ? she replied NO. Now Santa asked her (b) How many children you have ?, In reply the first woman slapped him. To continue Santa...

Ads, Submitted by Baby
How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING????????????
* Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste
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